Sunday, January 2, 2011

The Vancouver Goof Troop

Meanwhile back in Vancouver Ricky Ciarniello is still a fat ass liar and Weird Hal Porteous is still a fucking idiot. He looks like a senior citizen on crack.

Weird Hal is still part of the No School Goof Troop. They say white men can't jump. Well this cracker epitomizes the stereotype. Weird Hal can't rap. His buddy Shane Bunting claims he blew a fortune on Viagra and Oxycontin. I wonder where Shane got it from and who profited from his addiction?

Weird Hal does have a nice bike. Orange isn't my colour but at least it's better than those plastic fat ass fairings that look like Goldwings the others ride. Only Hal looks like a bleach blond geriatric on his bike. It doesn't matter what bike Weird Hal buys, he'll always look like a fucking idiot because he is one. Trying to pretend he's something he's not. Hair dye and Viagra - some guys just never grow up.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised the Vancouver chapter received the spoils of war from the Lennoxville massacre as a gift so they'd shut up about it. Sorry chump, you can't find L & R in a pill.

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