Joe Biden's Thanksgiving Weigh in

They had a weigh in for Joe Biden at the White House today. You know that contest where you have to guess the number of jellybeans in a jar? Well today you have to guess the weight of Joe Biden so we can determine which is the biggest Turkey - Joe Biden or the bird beside him.

CNN and all the other fake news outlets is reporting that Joe Biden pardoned two turkey's today outside the White House but I only see one in the picture besides Joe. Will someone please explain to Joe that he's not allowed to pardon himself. His shady business deals in the Ukraine are going to have to be investigated. Jusy sayn. Even his own peeps don't think he should run.